Gays Own The Word “Fabulous”

Who needs gaydar? Just keep your ears open. If you hear a guy utter the word “fabulous” you can be 99% sure he’s gay. It’s sort of like branding in advertising: McDonald’s is lovin’ it, milk claims got and the queer’s own fabulous. I mean really, how many times have you ever heard a straight guy utter those three syllables together? You may hear one say “you” or “louse” or even “fab,” but never all at the same time in the correct order. Only a gay guy does that and with flair. Now I only wish lesbians would come up with a similar word and when we do I hope it is just as…well…fabulous!

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